AUTHOR.CALHO: If I didn't write it, I would be hitch hiking cross country to Maine and then Alaska in that order. While taking frequent breaks to spread leaflets. And sit in diners. And write on things because I wasn't at a computer. I may still do that in a few years. Writing this also helps me forget about and better understand the limitations of being human, and keeps me busy enough to allow me no free time to burn the world down.

THEMATIC.ABOUT : Collapse often. The things that hold people together and hold them apart and scatter brains. The things that make thoughts go boom. The things that ooh and aah and [expletive deleted]. Sometimes poking around the margins where responsibility ends and the only one to look to is the Original Equipment Manufacturer and say "but, I already pressed 9 for more options and the menus are exactly the same. Can you just replace it?" The answer will be: "please hold." Sometimes hanging out in dark corners. Sometimes following the train tracks. Looking for ways out and ways in and all the while sharing the things seen and heard and done and drawn and written and scorched and healed and teased and caged and dreamed along the way.

6/21/11

Coming Soon - Art Pending a Day Off to Make It

Predator - tagline: The ultimate rage quit. You know it's coming.

Tom Cruise headliner - tagline: More intense than the trailer suggests.

Kevin Costner headliner - tagline: Thoughtful. Despite the supporting cast.

Danny Glover headliner - tagline: We're all too old, but we want you to say it.

Nicholas Cage headliner - tagline: Better than the script, but what the hell.

Adam Sandler headliner - tagline: We've all felt that pain.

Eva Mendez headliner - tagline: More than breasts, but who's keeping track.

Jay and Silent Bob - tagline: No, he doesn't say anything funny. Again.

House Party - tagline: I don't really know either.

Anything Tyler Perry - tagline: Life sucks, but be loud and colorful.

DiCaprio headliner - tagline: It's a crap shoot. Don't hedge.

Alec Baldwin supporting - tagline: stay classy trumps bad writing. Every time.

Samuel Jackson headliner - tagline: loud beats funny. Tragedy beats funny. Loud complements tragedy. Tragedy complements funny. Win, win, w1n.

Christina Ricci supporting - tagline: you thought you knew, but you already bought the popcorn.

Brad Pitt headliner - tagline: Kevin Costner never had scripts so good.

Edward Norton headliner - tagline: fasten your seatbelt. Or don't. You've been warned.

Gary Oldman supporting - tagline: you have not paid enough to see what you are about to see.
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