Dear Santa,
I know it's a little early and we haven't exactly been best friends. You ghosted me pretty hard and I didn't take it well and I do still harbor some ill feelings. We can make it right. I haven't seriously injured anyone in years and I've been pretty damn good to boot. I know I've said some things about nuking the human race off of the face of the planet and lining the fringe of my future woodland compound with the heads of my enemies at three yard intervals and designing a super virus that will reset the planet. That's just talking out of school. You and I both know I'm not that ruthless and I do care for and can love people. If you could see your way through to giving me a flamethrower this year, I promise it will only be used for good. Not even just entertainment, because we both know entertainment falls into so many different categories. Just one flamethrower. Good can be entertaining, but entertaining is not always good. If you can do that, I would be very appreciative and let the past be the past. If you can't, I understand too. The future can be fickle. Just thought I'd lob it up there for you to think about, big guy. Dig the beard too, man. Mine is starting to go a little gray myself.
Have a good one,
Child at Heart
P.S. I'll build my own if I have to, but if I blow myself up it's on you
I know it's a little early and we haven't exactly been best friends. You ghosted me pretty hard and I didn't take it well and I do still harbor some ill feelings. We can make it right. I haven't seriously injured anyone in years and I've been pretty damn good to boot. I know I've said some things about nuking the human race off of the face of the planet and lining the fringe of my future woodland compound with the heads of my enemies at three yard intervals and designing a super virus that will reset the planet. That's just talking out of school. You and I both know I'm not that ruthless and I do care for and can love people. If you could see your way through to giving me a flamethrower this year, I promise it will only be used for good. Not even just entertainment, because we both know entertainment falls into so many different categories. Just one flamethrower. Good can be entertaining, but entertaining is not always good. If you can do that, I would be very appreciative and let the past be the past. If you can't, I understand too. The future can be fickle. Just thought I'd lob it up there for you to think about, big guy. Dig the beard too, man. Mine is starting to go a little gray myself.
Have a good one,
Child at Heart
P.S. I'll build my own if I have to, but if I blow myself up it's on you