my training has been seriously set back while using my laptop for an extended period of time to view non pornographic material. to keep the long story short i will simply tell you what happend. i singed my penis with my hard drive. rehab will be a long hard road... featuring no masterbating whatsoever for at least a day... well maybe just 12 hours...
anywho... the moral of the story is when you buy a laptop and scoff at the heat warnings, dont be a fool! heed the wisdom of the handbook written after what was likely tested on some other poor bastard who singed his penis to save yours from subsequent damage. also dont lick open can lids. i did that yesterday because i am a fuckin idiot. there had to have been three hundred times more tomato soup in the can when compared to what was on the lid and i still got greedy and licked it anyway. hmmm.... idiocy. ah well, every day's a journey... or so im told...
i miss my woman too. and my tummy hurts... while im at ill just whine about everyt... nevermind. i read whiney blogs all the time and they make me want to eat my own vomitus to take my mind off of the anurism inducing bitching.
life is good god damn so fucking smile why dont you!
