Dear kitty,
I know you can be inscrutable sometimes. Disinterested or content, tired or lazy, starving on the verge of death or just a little peckish, skittish or playful? Only you know. When you are feeling skittish, please try to telegraph it a bit more before I bend down to pat you on the head. I don't mind the occasional clawing or swipe or surprised bite. What I would like to avoid is the full powered "I must get out of danger's way right now" leap straight upward, smashing your head into my nose hard enough to make me see spots.
It is always funny once my eyes stop watering, the spots fade, my nose stops running and I can see you're okay too, but damnit we've got to get on the same page on this one before one of us loses an eye or something. Thanks, pal.
With love,
your shipmate
I know you can be inscrutable sometimes. Disinterested or content, tired or lazy, starving on the verge of death or just a little peckish, skittish or playful? Only you know. When you are feeling skittish, please try to telegraph it a bit more before I bend down to pat you on the head. I don't mind the occasional clawing or swipe or surprised bite. What I would like to avoid is the full powered "I must get out of danger's way right now" leap straight upward, smashing your head into my nose hard enough to make me see spots.
It is always funny once my eyes stop watering, the spots fade, my nose stops running and I can see you're okay too, but damnit we've got to get on the same page on this one before one of us loses an eye or something. Thanks, pal.
With love,
your shipmate
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