Dear Sugar Cubes,
Is the sole purpose of your existence to be a reasonable portion and unit of measure for sugar? Were people getting that crazy, that messed up, getting that wild, with their intake that some caste of higher society decided that the only way to separate themselves from the gentry and the animals was to show that they only took their sugar in cubes? I mean, how ridiculous were those swinging days of loose sugar? Were there news reports: "another five dead at a suspected coffee and sugar orgy in the suburbs of East London today." I mean, how exactly did you come to be, oh innocent sugar cube.
Curiously yours,
a tea lover
Is the sole purpose of your existence to be a reasonable portion and unit of measure for sugar? Were people getting that crazy, that messed up, getting that wild, with their intake that some caste of higher society decided that the only way to separate themselves from the gentry and the animals was to show that they only took their sugar in cubes? I mean, how ridiculous were those swinging days of loose sugar? Were there news reports: "another five dead at a suspected coffee and sugar orgy in the suburbs of East London today." I mean, how exactly did you come to be, oh innocent sugar cube.
Curiously yours,
a tea lover
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