Dear (_____)

Dear gender,

You can be fairly inscrutable sometimes.  Naked is power one day and object the next.  Homogenous is ideal one day and acidic the next.  Every other other week is another other.  One day art, one day pornography, one day enslavement, one day revolution, one day torture, and the next day pretension.  One day humble strength, then brutality, then "think of the children", then oppression, and the new home dynamic.

I know we can't all agree on what you should be or are, but can you please subscript your presence with over the counter instructions so that people, uninterested in exploring you, looking for an easily bottled, prepackaged consumable, can understand why they are feeling any one of the many particular effects of your consumption in that form and when to seek outside help.  Can you at least include a disclaimer?

Otherwise our discourse will, for the rest of human time, be jammed with people wondering why they are pissing blood and going blind & shouting at the sky about it every time someone takes off their clothes, wants to be seen for who they are and their intrinsic value, or does something slightly outside of the bell curve "by and large" norm for whatever gender is inside them.

I know you are impossible to simplify completely, but instructions and a solid list of symptoms could go a ways to help people understand people.  Or at least cut down on some of the unnecessary screaming and shouting.  I understand the pamphlet will be long.  And the people that don't read will continue not to.  I think it is fair to hope improvement would be contagious save for the incorrigible, vapid, ever present, tumorous nodules, consistent with a body of seven and change billion cells.



Sincerely,

the internet