AUTHOR.CALHO: If I didn't write it, I would be hitch hiking cross country to Maine and then Alaska in that order. While taking frequent breaks to spread leaflets. And sit in diners. And write on things because I wasn't at a computer. I may still do that in a few years. Writing this also helps me forget about and better understand the limitations of being human, and keeps me busy enough to allow me no free time to burn the world down.

THEMATIC.ABOUT : Collapse often. The things that hold people together and hold them apart and scatter brains. The things that make thoughts go boom. The things that ooh and aah and [expletive deleted]. Sometimes poking around the margins where responsibility ends and the only one to look to is the Original Equipment Manufacturer and say "but, I already pressed 9 for more options and the menus are exactly the same. Can you just replace it?" The answer will be: "please hold." Sometimes hanging out in dark corners. Sometimes following the train tracks. Looking for ways out and ways in and all the while sharing the things seen and heard and done and drawn and written and scorched and healed and teased and caged and dreamed along the way.

8/12/09

wheeen was (regular dude things)

when was the last time you>>

listened to the fight club soundtrack

played the first gran turismo

smoked a cigarette more than three days after you quit

watched blade runner

played game cube

looked up the current price of a dreamcast

watched a kungfu movie made before 1990

ate two pieces of bacon and stopped

watched the towelie episode of southpark

saw the intro to futurama before it was on comedy central

played more than three consecutive games of pong

played more than ten consecutive games of any table top sport

debated the merits of 2001 versus apocalypse now

pointed out the retardedness of the majority of heath ledgers career

made pancakes and eggs and cheeseburgers for dinner

had a ghetto memosa(sp)

quoted that sci fi show without worrying about the pair of tits ten feet away

made fun of club rats, popped collars, chick foreheads, and broadzillas

told a dumb chick to shut up

discussed who would win in a fight between (old tv show hero A) versus (old tv show hero B)

played putt putt with someone who took it waay too seriously

imitated ultimate top spin challenge

stayed up to watch the adult swim reruns... all of them... friday, saturday, and sunday

watched food network from noon to three

technically had a sausage fest and honestly didnt care

enjoyed a natty before 3 pm

blasted led zepplin instead of a song featured on "now thats what i call music #'n'"

played ssbm for fun

watched sonny chiba rip someones throat out

enjoyed a GB

///the dust brothers - "homework" get started. due by two a.m. late submissions can be made for zero credit and correction notes only.

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