AUTHOR.CALHO: If I didn't write it, I would be hitch hiking cross country to Maine and then Alaska in that order. While taking frequent breaks to spread leaflets. And sit in diners. And write on things because I wasn't at a computer. I may still do that in a few years. Writing this also helps me forget about and better understand the limitations of being human, and keeps me busy enough to allow me no free time to burn the world down.

THEMATIC.ABOUT : Collapse often. The things that hold people together and hold them apart and scatter brains. The things that make thoughts go boom. The things that ooh and aah and [expletive deleted]. Sometimes poking around the margins where responsibility ends and the only one to look to is the Original Equipment Manufacturer and say "but, I already pressed 9 for more options and the menus are exactly the same. Can you just replace it?" The answer will be: "please hold." Sometimes hanging out in dark corners. Sometimes following the train tracks. Looking for ways out and ways in and all the while sharing the things seen and heard and done and drawn and written and scorched and healed and teased and caged and dreamed along the way.

12/2/05

penis float 12/02/05

Subject : penis float
Posted Date: : Dec 2, 2005 6:30 PM

I just noticed today, while sitting in the tub, taking a hot bath after working out, that my penis floats. Isn't that convenient and exciting! So now, when I do eventually find that 60 year old blonde woman (yeah my standards for age limits keep rising, but like mcdonalds special sauce, those hunnies only get richer with age) who plays tennis on the weekends but has vision problems from working at a computer all day for the first 30 years of her adulthood to build her fortune, she will still be able to find my penis with ease when she wants to do it in the tub.

There will be no awkward fishing around and the bobbing part of the bobbing for my apple will be maximized. Physiology 1... impracticality-of-having-sex-in-a-bath-tub 0


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