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finishes their shit. I cant slam my phone on the coffee table hard enough without breaking it. I hate dealing with people. I love dealing with people. Nothing happened to me, everything happened to me.
Please hold. I don't know what songs you like, but here, have this one. It's an elevator and a stabilizer so enjoy it for a minute while we talk about your request and jump around it for a while and weasel. Okay, that's fine. I'm glad I chabbed up on something to munch. I'll hold. Please, continue. It's not like I had something to grind on today. Not at all. I'm just blowing in the wind, but okay. Please hold, please hold.
We are experiencing some technical difficulties, but here, this is the weather for the next nine days and 22 hours. Here's the news. In case you were wondering, nothing has changed so here's more of it. Smile a little? Here's more junk. Here's what time it is and here are some pundits and here is some humor. Here's some tosh and some cartman. Here's bart and toys turned into cartoons and cartoons turned into toys. Here's PBS and here's NOVA and here's are you being swerved.
Enjoy. Here's ducks and hitler and dams and bridges and pawn shops and tits and dicks and marriages and food and chores and nannies and dads and children and scooby fucking doo and courage and beers and beers and beers and liquor and shampoo and lipstick and gloss and appliances and payment plans and retirement and cars and shrimp and outings and beef and socks and shirts and underwear and
I can't take it anymore. I can't eat anything anymore. I used to starve myself because I was paranoid about my weight and now I can't eat anymore because everything is getting shoved down my throat. I can't do it. I can do it. Everytime they ask me if I want to go out to eat I just fucking can't and I don't know how to explain it. I can't eat anymore! Fuck. I'm sorry, I want to and would love to, but I cannot fucking afford it anymore and on top of that I cannot digest it. Fuck. Sorry. No. No mores. Can't do it.
Do you want to go to the bar? No! Do you want grab lunch? No! I'm buying some food at Burger King, do you want anything? No! No! No1 Stop asking. Please! At the same time, though, I run headlong into a problem. How will you see them when they're not eating or barring or ... it burns!!! It's not fair at all. I'm trooping it and trying to be friends and I'm literally getting eaten.
However, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I understand that. At what cost? At what fucking cost? I'm coming back and I know I love to laugh and I know things can be easy, but I want what I wants and it's not expensive at all and I don't get why everyone is charging so much sometimes when all I want is a scratch off. Jesus. If I can navigate a day, alright. Sweet. Stop stomping on me. I didn't want a fight, but hey, you got one on your hands now. It turns me inside out sometimes trying to break down differences in understanding. Yes, no one asked me to. I get that too.
But if we're going to live on the same planet we better be seeing something close to eye to eye because otherwise you or I got's to go. I've missed so many people for so long I just can't do it anymore. I've accidentally estranged and shoved away some people too. People that I couldn't afford to lose, but I was so wrapped up in being myself I forgot that the planet is a shared one. I forgot about their knuckles and their dreams and tore my skin up and I'm just now getting back.
Pluto is great. It's a fine place to stay. Unlike New York, you can actually Winter over there and not get sick of yourself and population. I don't care about being the first man on Venus or Titan, but I would volunteer to go if only to be alone and reasonably so. Not needing a reason to have to be there. Meltdown much? I know I have a brain made of glass. That's probably why she moved on. Falling asleep in class wasn't an action as much as a symptom. I wasn't born this morning, but I did stay up all night.
Shadow people. Courage the cowardly dog. My favorite color is still yellow. I'll get there. I'm coming back. Out of orbit and nothing but gravity. This is not my planet, but I live on it sometimes. This is not my jail, but I walk in it sometimes.
///DJ? Acucrack - "Time For You to Leave" ... turn the radio on, turn the radio off but you never never... I don't know if thems the lyrics but this song is close to my heart.
finishes their shit. I cant slam my phone on the coffee table hard enough without breaking it. I hate dealing with people. I love dealing with people. Nothing happened to me, everything happened to me.
Please hold. I don't know what songs you like, but here, have this one. It's an elevator and a stabilizer so enjoy it for a minute while we talk about your request and jump around it for a while and weasel. Okay, that's fine. I'm glad I chabbed up on something to munch. I'll hold. Please, continue. It's not like I had something to grind on today. Not at all. I'm just blowing in the wind, but okay. Please hold, please hold.
We are experiencing some technical difficulties, but here, this is the weather for the next nine days and 22 hours. Here's the news. In case you were wondering, nothing has changed so here's more of it. Smile a little? Here's more junk. Here's what time it is and here are some pundits and here is some humor. Here's some tosh and some cartman. Here's bart and toys turned into cartoons and cartoons turned into toys. Here's PBS and here's NOVA and here's are you being swerved.
Enjoy. Here's ducks and hitler and dams and bridges and pawn shops and tits and dicks and marriages and food and chores and nannies and dads and children and scooby fucking doo and courage and beers and beers and beers and liquor and shampoo and lipstick and gloss and appliances and payment plans and retirement and cars and shrimp and outings and beef and socks and shirts and underwear and
I can't take it anymore. I can't eat anything anymore. I used to starve myself because I was paranoid about my weight and now I can't eat anymore because everything is getting shoved down my throat. I can't do it. I can do it. Everytime they ask me if I want to go out to eat I just fucking can't and I don't know how to explain it. I can't eat anymore! Fuck. I'm sorry, I want to and would love to, but I cannot fucking afford it anymore and on top of that I cannot digest it. Fuck. Sorry. No. No mores. Can't do it.
Do you want to go to the bar? No! Do you want grab lunch? No! I'm buying some food at Burger King, do you want anything? No! No! No1 Stop asking. Please! At the same time, though, I run headlong into a problem. How will you see them when they're not eating or barring or ... it burns!!! It's not fair at all. I'm trooping it and trying to be friends and I'm literally getting eaten.
However, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I understand that. At what cost? At what fucking cost? I'm coming back and I know I love to laugh and I know things can be easy, but I want what I wants and it's not expensive at all and I don't get why everyone is charging so much sometimes when all I want is a scratch off. Jesus. If I can navigate a day, alright. Sweet. Stop stomping on me. I didn't want a fight, but hey, you got one on your hands now. It turns me inside out sometimes trying to break down differences in understanding. Yes, no one asked me to. I get that too.
But if we're going to live on the same planet we better be seeing something close to eye to eye because otherwise you or I got's to go. I've missed so many people for so long I just can't do it anymore. I've accidentally estranged and shoved away some people too. People that I couldn't afford to lose, but I was so wrapped up in being myself I forgot that the planet is a shared one. I forgot about their knuckles and their dreams and tore my skin up and I'm just now getting back.
Pluto is great. It's a fine place to stay. Unlike New York, you can actually Winter over there and not get sick of yourself and population. I don't care about being the first man on Venus or Titan, but I would volunteer to go if only to be alone and reasonably so. Not needing a reason to have to be there. Meltdown much? I know I have a brain made of glass. That's probably why she moved on. Falling asleep in class wasn't an action as much as a symptom. I wasn't born this morning, but I did stay up all night.
Shadow people. Courage the cowardly dog. My favorite color is still yellow. I'll get there. I'm coming back. Out of orbit and nothing but gravity. This is not my planet, but I live on it sometimes. This is not my jail, but I walk in it sometimes.
///DJ? Acucrack - "Time For You to Leave" ... turn the radio on, turn the radio off but you never never... I don't know if thems the lyrics but this song is close to my heart.
7/25/09
fuck the news
Subject : fuck the news
Posted Date: : Jul 25, 2009 2:42 PM
the news sucks. ihate watching it. i hate all the networks. i hate all the spins. i hate that i rarely ever get to hear about anything even remotely important. and i hate that its now more or less a source of entertainment, product placement, and spectacle more than it is a source of information, reliable or not. its something to tell you how to think and feel. and it does it with arguments and commentary that wouldnt stand up in a highschool logic and proofs class if people even went that far in high school, let alone college.
watching the news is like a recieving a daily reminder about just how fucking dumb the majority of americans are. which kind of reminds me of something i thought about near the end of a drug policy class. the conclusion was that the war on drugs was an unsustainable war that is not even close to fighting the real source of the drug problem, if you can even call it that. america is a country of wars. we need wars to dominate everyone else and to flex our will on them, but the only sustainable war, in a country that has thrived on war decade after decade, the only war worth fighting that will take care of so many problems that lead to desert storm part 2 in the first place, the only war to potentially end all wars is a war fought against ignorance.
if people werent so god damn stupid and complacent and fucking misguided there wouldnt be unions, we wouldnt need them, classism would fucking die out because it had to, legislation would be reasonable, people would care about public policy, american cars wouldnt suck dicks and would be worth more than the CHILTON manuals printed about them, fossil fuels wouldnt be a crisis, renewalable energy would be a lot more than a pipe dream, the banks wouldnt have gotten so far gone, gore would have been elected, bush wouldnt have been elected twice, a bill wouldnt have passed making it okay to bring guns into bars, all university would be free, homes wouldnt be built ten feet away from hurricane swells, infrastructure would be stable and able to grow, wal mart would be gone, america wouldnt be an exclusionist state, global warming would be under control, 1 percent of the people wouldnt have 50 percent of the wealth, healthcare would be available for everyone, cigarettes would go away, stupid drug laws would never happen, you'd have to be older than 16 to drive, and younger than 21 to drink, politics wouldnt be nebulous, school would teach you how to learn and grow, prison would reform instead of being a self serving industry, campaigning wouldnt mean pandering, the best man would usually win, the f22 would be out of production years ago, we wouldnt be in a consumer/debt driven society, outsourcing would be non-existant, religion wouldnt be law, the free market would be a myth, job security would be real, a life of excess would be considered abhorrent instead of the ultimate goal to work toward, celebrity would shrivel up and die like the wretched pox on humanity it is, tv would be worth watching, homelessness would be a choice, joining the military wouldnt be the only way out of a dead end life, people would be upwardly mobile, stories of courage would be exclusive of any tv or film personality or lifestyle choice, rags to riches stories would never be told, athletes would not command more money than the president, and corn wouldnt be fucking subsidized.
but the news reminds us every day that america is a pretty fucking ignorant place populated and run by sheep with expense accounts and a desire to someday own an escalade and a helicopter and a house so big the electric bill alone would swallow a low class persons monthly paycheck whole with a pool big enough to provide enough water for a small town to drink and a lawn as green as the sky is blue all located in the middle of the fucking driest climate possible with a gate hardy enough and security force reckless enough to keep out the god damn huns and lurking have nots. cuz what is stupidity and excess without that wonderfully american "they said it couldnt be done so i did it" spirit.
fuck the news. i dont need to be reminded.
///lily allen - ldn: because sometimes things get so rediculously sour that all you can really do is smile about it. the scale of disdain only extends so far. and sometimes things are so black they can only be described in shades of white.
Posted Date: : Jul 25, 2009 2:42 PM
the news sucks. ihate watching it. i hate all the networks. i hate all the spins. i hate that i rarely ever get to hear about anything even remotely important. and i hate that its now more or less a source of entertainment, product placement, and spectacle more than it is a source of information, reliable or not. its something to tell you how to think and feel. and it does it with arguments and commentary that wouldnt stand up in a highschool logic and proofs class if people even went that far in high school, let alone college.
watching the news is like a recieving a daily reminder about just how fucking dumb the majority of americans are. which kind of reminds me of something i thought about near the end of a drug policy class. the conclusion was that the war on drugs was an unsustainable war that is not even close to fighting the real source of the drug problem, if you can even call it that. america is a country of wars. we need wars to dominate everyone else and to flex our will on them, but the only sustainable war, in a country that has thrived on war decade after decade, the only war worth fighting that will take care of so many problems that lead to desert storm part 2 in the first place, the only war to potentially end all wars is a war fought against ignorance.
if people werent so god damn stupid and complacent and fucking misguided there wouldnt be unions, we wouldnt need them, classism would fucking die out because it had to, legislation would be reasonable, people would care about public policy, american cars wouldnt suck dicks and would be worth more than the CHILTON manuals printed about them, fossil fuels wouldnt be a crisis, renewalable energy would be a lot more than a pipe dream, the banks wouldnt have gotten so far gone, gore would have been elected, bush wouldnt have been elected twice, a bill wouldnt have passed making it okay to bring guns into bars, all university would be free, homes wouldnt be built ten feet away from hurricane swells, infrastructure would be stable and able to grow, wal mart would be gone, america wouldnt be an exclusionist state, global warming would be under control, 1 percent of the people wouldnt have 50 percent of the wealth, healthcare would be available for everyone, cigarettes would go away, stupid drug laws would never happen, you'd have to be older than 16 to drive, and younger than 21 to drink, politics wouldnt be nebulous, school would teach you how to learn and grow, prison would reform instead of being a self serving industry, campaigning wouldnt mean pandering, the best man would usually win, the f22 would be out of production years ago, we wouldnt be in a consumer/debt driven society, outsourcing would be non-existant, religion wouldnt be law, the free market would be a myth, job security would be real, a life of excess would be considered abhorrent instead of the ultimate goal to work toward, celebrity would shrivel up and die like the wretched pox on humanity it is, tv would be worth watching, homelessness would be a choice, joining the military wouldnt be the only way out of a dead end life, people would be upwardly mobile, stories of courage would be exclusive of any tv or film personality or lifestyle choice, rags to riches stories would never be told, athletes would not command more money than the president, and corn wouldnt be fucking subsidized.
but the news reminds us every day that america is a pretty fucking ignorant place populated and run by sheep with expense accounts and a desire to someday own an escalade and a helicopter and a house so big the electric bill alone would swallow a low class persons monthly paycheck whole with a pool big enough to provide enough water for a small town to drink and a lawn as green as the sky is blue all located in the middle of the fucking driest climate possible with a gate hardy enough and security force reckless enough to keep out the god damn huns and lurking have nots. cuz what is stupidity and excess without that wonderfully american "they said it couldnt be done so i did it" spirit.
fuck the news. i dont need to be reminded.
///lily allen - ldn: because sometimes things get so rediculously sour that all you can really do is smile about it. the scale of disdain only extends so far. and sometimes things are so black they can only be described in shades of white.
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