3/7/15

Dear (_____)


Dear broken nose,

I've done nothing less than treat you with respect.  Fucking goddammit!  I'd replace you with an intake manifold if I could but a nose without a body and a body without a nose are ... I could probably get by without a nose...  probably not a nasal bone though.  That's the tricky part.  What will join the orbital bones without you?  

You know what?  Complain all you want.  You've every right to.   What I will do is listen.

Sincerely,

the management

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