Dear (_____)

Dear broken nose,

I know you've gotten the short end of the stick more often than either of us would have liked.  You're a bit like a scarecrow with its post askew (you don't really notice the slant until I'm standing next to you), but if you would work with me a little bit we might not feel like got your nose games that end with knuckles pinching our face every time we wear our respirator for hours.

sincerely,

the rest of us.

P.S. come on, just work with us and I will make our snot rockets afterward glorious.