6/2/16

Dear (_____)

Dear Cats,

Puh-lease, please, please, please, please finish shedding.  With temperatures in the mid 90's day and night it's already a coin flip to figure out when to sleep, and only able to sleep nude uncovered, with several fans, it's an F1 of cat hair filaments touching skin like tiny insect antennas and legs.  Please finish shedding so that I can sleep and you can be comfortable too and we can all not lose our minds slapping and pawing our faces at bugs that don't exist.

Also it would be nice to have some open glasses.  That can't be tasty to drink from your bowl either.  So, from one over heated apartment dweller to another, let's get finished up, okay?

Love ya,

a cat person

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