12/12/14

Dear Syntax

You make my skin squirm each time you present me "its it's" and "that that's" and "that's that" and "it's its".  I will contort myself in painful ways to avoid the cold sweat and dry mouth and nerve twists you give me with your greasy jigsaw knots and others like them.

queasily,

     your #1 fan

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