Colonel Gentleman

Colonel Gentleman's list of things that belong in a flaming trashcan:

1: work gloves that I paid good money for that don't protect my hands from dick.
2: tear free shampoos.
3: Justin Beiber.
4: toeless socks.
5: erasable pens.
6: liquors tailored to people who do not like the taste of liquor.
7: people who do not like the taste of liquor and drink it anyway.  You're ruining the market for everyone else.
8: light beers.
9: 36% of Major League Baseball's teams.
10: band aids with impossible packaging.