Colonel Gentleman

Colonel Gentleman's list of things that should be outlawed:

1. Any non-diet soda.
2. Referring to diabetes as "the sugar."
3. Parking tickets.  Be nice to each other.  Don't park your metal like no one else has anything to do or look at.
4. Periods.  Reproduction in general.
5. Weighted favors.  You either do the favor or you do not.
6. Currency.  All of them.
7. Credit.  All of it.
8. Duck faces.  All of them.
9. Dog people.
10. Snark. Drown them all.  If I wanted a snarky answer I'd have put a bag over my head while asking.
11. Canes.
12. The cookie tray.  Less plastic, more cookie.
13. Trust funds.
14. The stock market.  All of them.
15. Any word that stands in for "Fuck."
16. Summer weather.
17. Age limits.
18. Passports.  If you have one, you are permanently grounded wherever this edict finds you.  Good luck.
19. Safety precautions on automobiles.
20. Crosswalks.