Dear cheese,
Why are you so tasty? I mean, nothing has a right to be tasty. God knows I wish I tasted better. If I could taste like cookies I'd be a made man. Rights aside, cheese, you are delicious and I wanted to take a minute to celebrate you in all of your tastiness. Cheese, you are great. And I will continue to aspire to your greatness. You're on my list of heroes, cheese. You earned it.
with love,
the cheese eater
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