Dear (_____)

Dear Fucks,

It's been hard to give y'all away through the years and I think I'm done giving you away.  From now on you will only be gifted on particular instances of necessity and genuine apology.  Because back  in the day, when people actually gave a fuck, that's what giving a fuck meant.  So, sorry for multi-posts.  Sorry for content or whatever.  Sorry for you name it I'm sorry for it, but ain't no more fucks going to be given about shit that is not immediately demanding rescinding or modification.  Life's too short to just be handing fucks out left and right.

Sincerely,

Don't give a fuck no mo'