The Best Thing

about headphones is that no one knows if you're listening or paying attention or not.  I reserve all interpolation rights.  In other words, you can't talk to me unless I want to be spoken to.  There's no real way to do that effectively, except through wearing some type of obstructing device, whether it operates as an obstruction or is inoperable and in so being operates as a symbol of obstruction just as powerful.   So yeah.  Nice.