Coming Soon - Art Pending a Day Off to Make It

Predator - tagline: The ultimate rage quit. You know it's coming.

Tom Cruise headliner - tagline: More intense than the trailer suggests.

Kevin Costner headliner - tagline: Thoughtful. Despite the supporting cast.

Danny Glover headliner - tagline: We're all too old, but we want you to say it.

Nicholas Cage headliner - tagline: Better than the script, but what the hell.

Adam Sandler headliner - tagline: We've all felt that pain.

Eva Mendez headliner - tagline: More than breasts, but who's keeping track.

Jay and Silent Bob - tagline: No, he doesn't say anything funny. Again.

House Party - tagline: I don't really know either.

Anything Tyler Perry - tagline: Life sucks, but be loud and colorful.

DiCaprio headliner - tagline: It's a crap shoot. Don't hedge.

Alec Baldwin supporting - tagline: stay classy trumps bad writing. Every time.

Samuel Jackson headliner - tagline: loud beats funny. Tragedy beats funny. Loud complements tragedy. Tragedy complements funny. Win, win, w1n.

Christina Ricci supporting - tagline: you thought you knew, but you already bought the popcorn.

Brad Pitt headliner - tagline: Kevin Costner never had scripts so good.

Edward Norton headliner - tagline: fasten your seatbelt. Or don't. You've been warned.

Gary Oldman supporting - tagline: you have not paid enough to see what you are about to see.