dear (______):

Dear Braylon Edwards,

I don't usually take on things that happen in life this quickly off the bat, but that was absolutely without a doubt the single gayest endzone celebration I have ever seen in the modern era of the NFL. Please add it to your list of things to not do (you've probably got plenty of room on that list since things like "drop passes" and "grow enormous beards" appear to have found permanent residence at the bottom of said list).

love,

a concerned fan of all things NFL