Dear Matt LeBlanc,
You were pretty fucking awesome in the Lost in Space remake (still one of my top five favorite Sci-Fi adventure flicks of all time plus the soundtrack killed too). I’m sorry things didn’t blow up for you over the years. Of all the Friends cast members you deserved a lot more than what you got. I know you know Jennifer Aniston is fucking over rated. Just wanted you to know that you’re not the only one who knows she’ll eventually go the way of Sarah Jessica Parker and be prominently featured in family guy skits about cuckolds, frigid vaginas, and bald tires. Lost in Space > her collective body of work. Just wanted to say thanks for the memories, dude.
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