7/18/10

dear (______):

Dear news media:

The Mel Gibson I knew growing up and being too young to watch Lethal Weapon, but watching it on brand new VHS tape anyway, was the kind of person who would chase you to the top floor of a high rise, empty a .45 into your chest, throw the empty gun at your face, rush across the room and form tackle you through a plate glass window, and then strangle you to death in mid air before you hit the ground. I don't think any less of him because it turns out he really is that fucking crazy outside of film. I mean, I can't be the only one who remember's how ridiculously hardcore the first two lethal weapon movies were?

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