the real vitamin water 07/08/07

Subject : the real vitamin water commercials
Posted Date: : Jul 8, 2007 2:09 AM

HOW THE VITAMIN WATER COMMERCIALS SHOULD REALLY GO:

"Try jumping through a sheet rock cieling twice, try it."

"Try carrying a table downstairs with two sprained ankles, try it."

"Try smoking two packs in one day, try it."

"Try leaping from a second story window onto milk crates, try it."

"Try playing lacrosse with empty bottles in a narrow hallway, try it."

"Try playing baseball with a two by six and a waterpolo ball, try it."

"Try sprinting for two hours and climbing ten foot barbed fences on a sunday morning, try it."

"Try submission wrestling on low pile carpet for three hours, try it."

"Try breaking eight couches and five desks to fit in a dumpster in less than 24 hours, try it."

"Try single handedly hauling a 7 inch thick futon mattress two and a half miles, try it."

"Try sliding 12 inches on concrete using only the left side of your face, try it."

"Try setting your entire forearm on fire, try it."

"Try using 60 grit sandpaper on your rug burns and then cleaning them with carcinogenic paint thinner, try it."

"Try fighting someone three times your size while unable to walk, try it."

etc etc. life is full of ridiculous situations and even worse decisions. im just glad its all behind me. bring it on vitaminwater. you dont know the half of what im capable of.

///minamina goodsong - "first movement" "you bet its gross: its beer kid, beer! here's a beer drinkin song for you, heeeey." "what'd you do with a drunken sailor, what'd you do with a drunken sailor, what'd you do with a drunken sailor, earl-eye in the mornin."